Tuesday, December 21, 2004

 

Daily Weird News

Man oh man. Where were these people in November? Now 56% of people say that the war in Iraq is not worth fighting. How long is it going to take before all those people that were so hot to go to war finally admit it was a distraction, a waste and a foolish adventure? Kerry must have really been a douche-bag to lose to a guy like Bush. Perhaps it is better that Bush got re-elected so he can clean up his own mess and they can't blame the Left for this.

Oh, here's a fresh scandal brewing for the Bushies to deal with...

Wow, now this is a sick one. And here are some more nice guys up in Wakerton Ontario that helped release E.Coli that killed 7 people.

So what is going to happen to Slate.com now that it's being bought by the Washington Post? Will it be the same interesting magazine we've come to know and love?

Looks like the people of San Antonio are very interested in regulating the topless dancing industry in their town. Not only do strippers, sorry I mean exotic dancer, have to wear tags to prove their legitimacy to work and they must stay 3 feet away from customers. I guess I won't be getting a lap dance there...

How long will it be until Starbucks buys the new roof top coffee bar on top of St. Peter's in Vatican City? Looks like the Pope needs a few extra dollars to pay off those sex scandals of his priests...

Looks like the Dutch start them drinking early. I wonder when the children are allowed to drive.

Who let the French out? Looks like these lucky journalists were set free by the savage militants because of France's anti-war stance. How many journalists are wearing the Blue Blanche Rouge flags on their arms now? How many American journalists do you think have the Canadian Maple Leaf on their packs?

Looks like French fishermen, not content with destroying fish stocks off the Grand Banks, are intent on finishing off the fish stocks of the North Sea as well. It's a crying shame. But soon it will not be an issue as the fish will be gone and these bozos will have worked themselves out of a job.

Canada and the EU are drawing closer together as a new round of trade talks will begin in 2005. What will this look like for trans-Atlantic trade? Does it threaten NAFTA in any way? What do the Bushies have to say about this?

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