Friday, December 10, 2004
God Works in Mysterious Ways..
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God and he was going to prove it. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a young christian man just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him ass over teacups from his lofty platform.
At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young man took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent waiting. Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young man in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a young christian man just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him ass over teacups from his lofty platform.
At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young man took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent waiting. Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young man in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 11:28 AM 
