Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Daily Weird News
It's sad to see the depths to which the cops will stoop. In trying to get a 78 year old lady's boyfriend, they are prosecuting her for the half pound of pot they found in her freezer. Come on guys! Just legalize it finally!!!
As Van Halen so well sang, someone is hot for the teacher. Here's another female teacher that is sunk to the gutter by having sex with a 16 yer old pupil while her 2 year old was in the back seat. I'm sure the porno version of the story will be coming out in no time...
Speaking of the porn industry, now beloved porn star Ron Jeremy has been asked to speak before Oxford Union debating society. After all, he is the best!
Yikes! I wouldn't drink this cure-all either.