Tuesday, May 03, 2005
little johnny's etiquette class
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.
Freddie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back In a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out.
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.
Freddie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back In a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out.
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 2:56 PM 
