Wednesday, September 28, 2005
patriotism at work
In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.
This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.