Tuesday, September 05, 2006
love hurts
A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "For having such a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her hard, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.
She crawls back and says, "What the hell was that for?"
He says, "For knowing there was more than one size!"
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 1:56 PM 
