Friday, January 21, 2005
Daily Weird News
Bush's favorite hand salute, the heavy meatal fan's favorite two fingers up (index and pink fingers), does not seem to translate well in Europe. Turns out in Norway, it means a salute to Satan and in Italy it means he's a cucklod.
We all knew that those dreaded words '4 more years' meant more of the same. But Dick Cheny and Ken Mehlman are serious about it. Karl Rove's 'energize the base' is going to be a constant component to American politics.
The 'Hanshake-Man' almost got to President Bush during the 2005 inaugeration. Too bad the police caught him in time.
Taking his disappointment to the grave, this NHL fan blasts the league (players and owners) from his obituatry. I would too if I could not watch the game in my last year of life... Oh, and there's still no light at the end of the tunnel for those of us on this mortal coil.
You gotta feel for this guy. He knew that sex would sell and turned his back on it to sell bibles. Too bad nobody ever told his that there's no money in working for the lord, unless your a TV evangelist or the Catholic Church.
Ahh, the penis-pump-judge of Oaklahoma finally got charged for using his beloved divice in court.
We all knew that those dreaded words '4 more years' meant more of the same. But Dick Cheny and Ken Mehlman are serious about it. Karl Rove's 'energize the base' is going to be a constant component to American politics.
The 'Hanshake-Man' almost got to President Bush during the 2005 inaugeration. Too bad the police caught him in time.
Taking his disappointment to the grave, this NHL fan blasts the league (players and owners) from his obituatry. I would too if I could not watch the game in my last year of life... Oh, and there's still no light at the end of the tunnel for those of us on this mortal coil.
You gotta feel for this guy. He knew that sex would sell and turned his back on it to sell bibles. Too bad nobody ever told his that there's no money in working for the lord, unless your a TV evangelist or the Catholic Church.
Ahh, the penis-pump-judge of Oaklahoma finally got charged for using his beloved divice in court.
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 10:20 AM 
