Saturday, January 22, 2005
Geek Communication
This is an email from my 'boss' to tell the crew what the plan is for working this Saturday. It's smart, but kind of geeky-pathetic at the same time. If you can read Java code, it makes this easier, but if not just read the words and it will start to make some sense...
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Hi all,
Here is your assignment for tomorrow, should you choose to accept
it:
public Status workSaturday(boolean hasOtherPlansThatAreAcceptableToSteve) {
if (hasOtherPlansThatAreAcceptableToSteve)
return null;
// Must Fix bugs are P1s and P2s...
List mustFixBugsList = getMustFixBugs();
for (int i = 0; i < mustFixBugsList.size(); i++) {
// P1s and P2s are called "Must Fix" for a reason :)
Bug bug = (Bug)mustFixBugsList.get(i);
bug.fix();
bug.test();
bug.doubleCheck();
bug.checkIn();
bug.markOffAppropriateBugzilla();
}
verifyBugs();
Status status = writeStatus();
return status;
}
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Hi all,
Here is your assignment for tomorrow, should you choose to accept
it:
public Status workSaturday(boolean hasOtherPlansThatAreAcceptableToSteve) {
if (hasOtherPlansThatAreAcceptableToSteve)
return null;
// Must Fix bugs are P1s and P2s...
List mustFixBugsList = getMustFixBugs();
for (int i = 0; i < mustFixBugsList.size(); i++) {
// P1s and P2s are called "Must Fix" for a reason :)
Bug bug = (Bug)mustFixBugsList.get(i);
bug.fix();
bug.test();
bug.doubleCheck();
bug.checkIn();
bug.markOffAppropriateBugzilla();
}
verifyBugs();
Status status = writeStatus();
return status;
}
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 1:24 PM 
