Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Daily Weird News
Product placement troubling the SuperBowl? The Onion chimes in with its opinion.
Ahh, the Penis-Pump Judge finally got kicked off the bench in Oaklahoma. I'm sure the bailiffs will miss that mysterious whoosing sound as the key witness gives heart felt testimony...
Wow, this beeyotch sure brought it to this kid when, in reaction to some perceived slight on her tribe, an Idaho woman removed the mowhawk of this young punk-rocker woman, along with her scalp.
This British Army whirrlie-bird operator was reprimanded by his superiors when he used his machine to deliver a pizza to his girlfriend.
Militant Palestinian groups are dis-avowing the ceasefire and true agreements the newly elected Palestinian authority has penned with the Israelie governement. This is starting to sounds like a siilar situation to Northern Ireland where the majority of people want peace, except for a few disgruntled people.
Ahh, the Penis-Pump Judge finally got kicked off the bench in Oaklahoma. I'm sure the bailiffs will miss that mysterious whoosing sound as the key witness gives heart felt testimony...
Wow, this beeyotch sure brought it to this kid when, in reaction to some perceived slight on her tribe, an Idaho woman removed the mowhawk of this young punk-rocker woman, along with her scalp.
This British Army whirrlie-bird operator was reprimanded by his superiors when he used his machine to deliver a pizza to his girlfriend.
Militant Palestinian groups are dis-avowing the ceasefire and true agreements the newly elected Palestinian authority has penned with the Israelie governement. This is starting to sounds like a siilar situation to Northern Ireland where the majority of people want peace, except for a few disgruntled people.
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 10:37 AM 
