Thursday, February 10, 2005
Daily Weird News
Once again, the Onion has the scoop on Bin Laden's dastardly wishes for Valentine's Day. Does his depravity know no bounds?
The death watch is on, not just fopr the Pope, but also for the beloved Watergate infromer known as 'Deep-Throat'. Bob Woodward has promised not to reveal the informer's identity until after their death.
Another red state genius robbed a convenience store and left his wallet at the scene of the crime and then went to the police station to pick it up.
If you don't like Valentines day or cannot come up with a good date for your sweetie, Virgin Mobile will call them for you and give them a good excuse.
Yeowch!!! This couple is certainly not in the Valentines Day spirit. Whe nthey broke up, the woman ripped off the man's left nut with her bare hands before hiding it in her mouth and then giving it back... She got 2.5 years in the Big House for her efforts.
Wal-Mart finally experiences some labour troubles. Who gives it to them? It's their stores in Quebec that are actually unionized. Maybe other minimum wage Wal-Mart slaves without medical insurance will take notice...
The death watch is on, not just fopr the Pope, but also for the beloved Watergate infromer known as 'Deep-Throat'. Bob Woodward has promised not to reveal the informer's identity until after their death.
Another red state genius robbed a convenience store and left his wallet at the scene of the crime and then went to the police station to pick it up.
If you don't like Valentines day or cannot come up with a good date for your sweetie, Virgin Mobile will call them for you and give them a good excuse.
Yeowch!!! This couple is certainly not in the Valentines Day spirit. Whe nthey broke up, the woman ripped off the man's left nut with her bare hands before hiding it in her mouth and then giving it back... She got 2.5 years in the Big House for her efforts.
Wal-Mart finally experiences some labour troubles. Who gives it to them? It's their stores in Quebec that are actually unionized. Maybe other minimum wage Wal-Mart slaves without medical insurance will take notice...
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 10:45 AM 
