Friday, March 04, 2005

 

Daily Weird News

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the kitchen... Martha Stewart has been released upon the populace!!!

And further developements in the sad sad NHL saga sees the Red Wings putting the kaibosh on the buyout offer from Boston. Yes, the beantown boys offered to purchase the precarious league for 3.5 billion.

This is not a fun afternoon for a 92 yr old Harlem lady. She slipped and impaled herself on the cold water tap in her bath tub and was not resuced for 6 hours.

Has this ex-Sex Pistol gone soft? The bassist now is calling for less swearing on TV. So now who wants to be an anarchist?

The US Senate, in it's flawed wisdom, has voted to ban Canadian beef imports, but President Bush has vowed to veto the bill if it passes in the house. Not only that, but he's also backing the EU's diplomatic process with Iran over objections at home. What the heck is going on here? In these cases, President Bush is my good guy. I think I need another bong rip...

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