Wednesday, March 09, 2005

 

Daily Weird News

Once again, the Onion has the scoop:
Ummm, yes. He's dead. These three septuagenarian siblings were hoping that their father was still alive, but it turns out his corpse has been decomposing for the last 10 years in his room.

Is this a new entry into the realm of phone sex? Well, at least it will sound like foreplay, as this SF adult film company is now offering 'ring moans' for cell phones. What ever happened to just making it sound like a phone?

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