Sunday, April 17, 2005
my left wing ex-girlfriend's husband comments about his 'arch-enemy'
She's cheating on me.... with my Arch Enemy Part II
She's cheating on me.... with my Arch Enemy
Once again, someone I have never met is writing about me and the possible relationship I have with his now wife. Too funny. The soap opera continues
I offered the following comment on his blog:
Greetings and Congratulations from your Arch-Enemy!
I must say that I am pleased to read that my leftwing EX-girlfriend is now happily married and on her way to travel Asia with her new husband. Let me be the first to e-wish them e-happiness in their new life!
Sorry for being cheeky, Marcel, but let me apologize for the typo that you noticed on my blog where I referred to the ex-girlfriend in question and an 'e-girlfriend'. I am remiss in not putting the post in question through spell check.
Let me just put it to rest that we have no e-relationship going on. As you know, we still do keep in contact from time to time, but it usually takes the form of a hard copy. Please let her know that she still owes me a letter.
Also, let me set the record straight about all those emails that I 'sent to her' about the evilness of the US Republican party and its leaders. Did it ever occurr to you that she was simply on a list of about 150 friends and family that I used to SPAM with email? I originally started out with funny jokes, but then with the political climate of the time, I switched to sending out political items. Anyway, if someone told me they wanted off the list, I immediately removed them. Anyway, it was nothing personal.
Oh, and for all you who were talking about the choice of blog template I made. I simply thought it looked cool. If you checkyour dates, I started THD in November of 2004. Felicia did not tell me about Maurice's blog until March 2005. So the choice of template was purely co-incidental. Perhaps it means we hav ethe same taste or that she is atrracted to a similar sort of man. Is there a common thread? Interesting. But, as a wedding gift and to put his mind at ease, let me look for a new template.
Oh, one other thing I'd like you to know. I grew up in Canada, in Vancouver. And when I voted in Canada, I always voted on the right because people were so far left. But down in the USA I vote on the left, becasue people down here are so freakin' far right. So am I really that much of a rabid left-wing wacko?
Regarldess, let me sincerely wish you a very happy honeymoon and wonderful start on your new life with her. You were smart enough to keep her while I was not.
Good luck,
HST Overdrive
P.S.: Is my blog really that dreay? That hurts. I hope the new colors help.
Also, it may not be a good idea to admit in writing that you sent spam. I hear the US Government has a thing for spammers and is sentancing them to long jail terms.
However, rest assured that I would never report you, even though it would be hard to carry on an email relationship from a jail cell.
MarcelB
AS for the SPAM thing, you've got to be kidding! I'm howling over here. You are cracking me up! So in response, I'd like to make you smile and pass on a quote from one of my favorite Monty Python skits:
"Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!"
If you'd like a good laugh, you can find teh text of the whole skit at the follwing address:
http://www.mailmsg.com/SPAM_python.htm
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