Friday, May 13, 2005
it's all the same to me, doc
a married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest, i had an affair with a woman... almost.
the priest says, what do you mean almost?
the man says, well we got undressed and rubbed together, but then i stopped.
the priest says, rubbing together is the same as putting it in. you are not to see that woman again. for your penance, say 5 hail marys and put $50 in the poor box.
the man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box takes out his wallet. he pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. the priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, i saw that you did not put any money into the poor box!
the man replies, yeah, but i rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that iss the same as putting it in.
the priest says, what do you mean almost?
the man says, well we got undressed and rubbed together, but then i stopped.
the priest says, rubbing together is the same as putting it in. you are not to see that woman again. for your penance, say 5 hail marys and put $50 in the poor box.
the man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box takes out his wallet. he pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. the priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, i saw that you did not put any money into the poor box!
the man replies, yeah, but i rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that iss the same as putting it in.
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 10:24 AM 
