Monday, March 06, 2006

 

top ten most polite ways to say your zipper is down....

10 The cucumber has left the salad.
9 Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells
8 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position
7 Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson
6 Elvis is leaving the building
5 The Buick is not all the way in the garage
4 Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction
3 You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
2 Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes withVenus
1 I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

HST Overdrive's person favorite:

the gate is open but the beast is alseep

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