Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Saying the right thing at the right time
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. But when he looks around everything is in order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house and there is a note from his wife.
"I will make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son.....what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!....Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, LEAVE ME ALONE LADY, I'M MARRIED!"
"I will make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son.....what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!....Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, LEAVE ME ALONE LADY, I'M MARRIED!"
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 1:59 PM 
