Monday, April 03, 2006
thoughts on friendship
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whateveris choking you.
When you smile-- I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
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Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if You ever need me to bring a shovel.
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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whateveris choking you.
When you smile-- I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
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Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if You ever need me to bring a shovel.
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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 1:06 PM 
