Thursday, September 14, 2006
joke: why they split-up
She told him we couldn't afford beer anymore and he'd have to quit.
Then he caught her spending:
He asked how come he had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
He told her that was what the beer was for.
He doesn't think she's coming back.
Then he caught her spending:
- $65.00 on make-up,
- $150 for a cut & color,
- $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure,
- $50 on vitamins,
- $300 on clothes,
- $600 for a gym membership.
He asked how come he had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
He told her that was what the beer was for.
He doesn't think she's coming back.
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 2:15 PM 
