Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Daily Weird News
Avast ye scurvey wenches of Washington state! Prepare to be insulted! This Seattle Democrat, a female State Senator, is asking that a Washington law that prohibits anyone from insluting women to be repealed on the grounds that it is discriminatory. It's entertaining that this only applies to women of good virtue and that you can call a prostitute or a woman of ill-repute anything you like.
Will Richard Hatch, of the very first 'Survivor' fame, survive an arraignment from the IRS? Turns out that he has not been keeping up with his taxes. He never filed his $1 million prize money. You'd think he'd be smarter than that.
Naked cops getting their man, errr, woman? Huston cops have historically been banned from shedding clothes during investigations (how could you tell their rank if they were naked?) but the unwritten rule has changed. And now that the cops will underess, they are bringing in all kinds of people on vice charges.
Botched circumcisions? Yikes! I'd want some court protection too, especially from some practitioner that is not trained or licensed and possibly inebriated. This has become such a problem in South Africa that they are setting special courts to prosecute faulty practitioners.
Will Richard Hatch, of the very first 'Survivor' fame, survive an arraignment from the IRS? Turns out that he has not been keeping up with his taxes. He never filed his $1 million prize money. You'd think he'd be smarter than that.
Naked cops getting their man, errr, woman? Huston cops have historically been banned from shedding clothes during investigations (how could you tell their rank if they were naked?) but the unwritten rule has changed. And now that the cops will underess, they are bringing in all kinds of people on vice charges.
Botched circumcisions? Yikes! I'd want some court protection too, especially from some practitioner that is not trained or licensed and possibly inebriated. This has become such a problem in South Africa that they are setting special courts to prosecute faulty practitioners.
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