Wednesday, January 26, 2005
The satanic homosexual evil that lurks in Sponge Bob's Square Pants
Man oh man, will these people never stop? James Dobson, the founder of 'Focus on the Family' Christian group, has announced that he believes Sponge Bob Square Pants to actually be gay.
How anyone can mistake an ambi-sexual sponge creature for gay or straight is beyond me. First it was Fallwell proclaiming that the TeleTubby (which is even more a-sexual that Sponge Bob) was a gay character. His proof? Tinky Winky carried a little purple purse, that bastard!!! Satan, get the behind me!! Can I get a 'Hallelujah' brothers?
Seriously though, how could these kind of paranoid, intolerant, narrow minded people seriously claim to represent the interests of Jesus Christ? Once again, they fail to ask themselves that great question 'What would Jesus do?'. As far as I remember for reading the bible, Christ never condemned anyone, least of all homosexuals.
I mean you really have to wonder what these 'Christians' are really railing against? They never bothered with sponge Bob until he was starting to be used to preach tolerance to school children. So what's the REAL issue here?
Here's a CNN artcile about this issue. And also a good BBC article about this stuff. As welll, a view from 365gay.com. And here's a cute spoof, claiming to get Sponge Bob's response.
I looked but could not find many words from Christian sites other than Dobson's, so click here for that. It's interesting to see that in this artcile, he denies calling Sponge Bob a homo. Of course, now he's the victim...
Here is an SFgate.com article writing about this annoucement and the people behind it. It's a bit long and he reaches, but he does point out some current scary trends in US politics.
How anyone can mistake an ambi-sexual sponge creature for gay or straight is beyond me. First it was Fallwell proclaiming that the TeleTubby (which is even more a-sexual that Sponge Bob) was a gay character. His proof? Tinky Winky carried a little purple purse, that bastard!!! Satan, get the behind me!! Can I get a 'Hallelujah' brothers?
Seriously though, how could these kind of paranoid, intolerant, narrow minded people seriously claim to represent the interests of Jesus Christ? Once again, they fail to ask themselves that great question 'What would Jesus do?'. As far as I remember for reading the bible, Christ never condemned anyone, least of all homosexuals.
I mean you really have to wonder what these 'Christians' are really railing against? They never bothered with sponge Bob until he was starting to be used to preach tolerance to school children. So what's the REAL issue here?
Here's a CNN artcile about this issue. And also a good BBC article about this stuff. As welll, a view from 365gay.com. And here's a cute spoof, claiming to get Sponge Bob's response.
I looked but could not find many words from Christian sites other than Dobson's, so click here for that. It's interesting to see that in this artcile, he denies calling Sponge Bob a homo. Of course, now he's the victim...
Here is an SFgate.com article writing about this annoucement and the people behind it. It's a bit long and he reaches, but he does point out some current scary trends in US politics.
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 1:26 PM 
