Monday, February 14, 2005
Cowboys and Indians
A cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep up in the Flathead Valley of Montana.
Cowboy:
"Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian:
"Dog no talk."
Cowboy:
"Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog:
"Doin' all right."
Indian:
(Look of shock.)
Cowboy:
"Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)
Dog:
"Yep."
Cowboy:
"How does he treat you?"
Dog:
"Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian:
(Look of total disbelief.! )
Cowboy:
"Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian:
"Horse no talk."
Cowboy:
"Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse:
"Cool."
Cowboy:
"Is this your owner?" (pointing to Indian)
Horse:
"Yep."
Cowboy:
"How's he treat you?"
Horse:
"Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."
Indian:
(Look of total amazement)
Cowboy:
"Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian:
"Sheep lie"
Cowboy:
"Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian:
"Dog no talk."
Cowboy:
"Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog:
"Doin' all right."
Indian:
(Look of shock.)
Cowboy:
"Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)
Dog:
"Yep."
Cowboy:
"How does he treat you?"
Dog:
"Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian:
(Look of total disbelief.! )
Cowboy:
"Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian:
"Horse no talk."
Cowboy:
"Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse:
"Cool."
Cowboy:
"Is this your owner?" (pointing to Indian)
Horse:
"Yep."
Cowboy:
"How's he treat you?"
Horse:
"Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."
Indian:
(Look of total amazement)
Cowboy:
"Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian:
"Sheep lie"
# posted by HST Overdrive @ 10:55 AM 
